ROFLCOPTER: The Naked Man With The Fudgesicle

(below: all hail the absurdity of Cage)

Wow, the last year or so of Nic Cage’s career has just been… weird.

First off, Nicolas Cage revealed that he took mushrooms with his cat while promoting a Disney movie. Then he got arrested on domestic abuse charges in New Orleans because he was drunk and couldn’t find his house.

Also, he starred in Drive Angry 3-D and took it seriously (see review here). That was weird.

So it was no surprise when I picked up my local Portland Mercury and found this tidbit:

As of press time this naked man with a fudgsicle is yet to be identified. If this happened several years back, I would guess it was Marlon Brando. I mean, he used to break into Jack Nicholson’s house and raid the fridge, so why not Cage’s place? You say Orange County is too far? BRANDO WOULD TELEPORT.

Well, whoever this dude was, what a weird story. I will file this under “Classic Cage.”

Best part of the story making its way online: Reuters felt it had to explain what the naked guy was eating. “A Fudgesicle is a frozen, ice cream-like snack,” the article explained.

No shit! Now that’s thorough reporting.

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